Will Ferrell is a married dad, but his lip lock with "Talladega Nights" co-star Sacha Baron Cohen "was one of the finest experiences of my life." Ferrell told us at the comedy's L.A. premiere that Cohen "has extremely soft, supple lips." Cohen was less enamored with Ferrell, whom he said has "terrible breath." What's more, he deadpanned, "Will got drunk one night and showed up at my hotel room at 3 a.m., urging me, 'Let's rehearse our kissing scene.' He's quite a strong man, and he overpowered me, but I'm not going to go into details."

• If you want to be the first to see the Borat movie, you'll have to travel north of the border.
  
• Scarlett Johansson wants you to buy her sneakers. Sure, we'll buy whatever she's selling.
  
• This just in: Woody Allen still glum.
  
• Coming soon to a theater near you: Jesus Camp.
  
• Zach Braff may be the next Fletch.

• Zach Braff goes all inner monologue on your ass.
  
• Maggie Gyllenhaal in a movie that has no story line.
  
• And Maggie Gyllenhaal in a movie that has the coolest story line.
  
• The new trailer for the Darren Aronofsky/Rachel Weisz sci-fi time-bending fantasy is now online.
  
• In Only Human, a Palestinian and a Jew are engaged. Hilarity ensues. We keed. The unbearable number of cliches doesn't look the least bit funny.

• Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson to play sisters in upcoming movie.
  
• Maggie Gyllenhaal wants you to stop looking at her belly.
  
• Aaron Sorkin "cracks" a joke.
  
• Joel Silver gets on Wonder Woman.

• Kabbalists love pot.
  
• Months after we covered the story, Newsweek finally jumps on the Kinky bandwagon.
  
• Natasha Lyonne, alive and from the looks of it maybe even preggers.
  
• Here's your chance to lick Hank Greenberg.

• Angelina Jolie to play Jew's wife on the big screen. Insert your own Namibian/Vial of blood reference here.
  
• Jeff Goldblum visits the holy land to prefabricate for his role as "a circus clown who lives in an Israeli asylum after surviving the Holocaust."
  
• Seinfeld's Soup Nazi plans on taking his show on the road.
  
• Baruch Dayan Haemet: Red Buttons, aka Aaron Chwatt.
  
• Click on the accompanying video and watch how a Jewish bride and groom sell sponsorships to their wedding.
  
• The Daily Show's Lewis Black may write a book about religion. "I don't know which group would kill me first. My guess is Jews for Jesus, he joked.

• The Daily Show's Lewis Black stars as a principal of a fictitious college in Accepted.
  
• Jack Black stars in a romantic comedy with Kate Winslet. Odd casting choice, but looks cute nonetheless.
  
• Watch the trailer for Scoop, the latest concoction from Woody Allen and Scarlett Johansson.
  
• A really long trailer for that Christian adaptation of the Purim story.

• Natalie Portman will appear completely naked in an upcoming film. In other news, Jewish uber geeks sporting Princess Amidala t-shirts were already seen lining up to buy tickets.
  
• And speaking of Natalie, her dad wants to circumcise her boyfriend.
  
• One more Natalie tidbit: She may be in the running to play Indiana Jones' daughter.
  
• Stop the presses. Madonna may be severing her Kabbalah ties. Which leads us to ask the inevitable: If she does, what excuse will we have to blog about her from now on?
  
• Is Scientology to blame for TomKitten's absence?
  
• So it turns out Einstein was a real ladies' man.
  
• Barbra Streisand porn film on eBay. Yet another reason why we love the Internet.
  
• Kerri Russell becomes a Cover Girl ... but still can't shed her image as "That Felicity girl."

• So maybe those rumors of a Zach Braff-Mandy Moore breakup are true after all. Seems our favorite Gen-X Jew may be dating ... wait for it ... Jessica Simpson.
  
• William Shatner on your answering machine. Yes, please.
  
• Jewish baseball slugger Hank Greenberg is getting his own U.S. stamp. We're too tired to come up with a lick double entendre.
  
• Jeff Goldblum went on date with Nicole Richie. What the ...?

• Madonna went to shul this past Shabbos ... did you?
  
• Attend Madonna's concert tour this summer and you may be secretly supporting a Kabbalah Centre charity.
  
• And speaking of Kabbalah, Lindsay Lohan may have gotten her own "Kabbalah name" ... whatever the hell that means.

• Viral video of the day: Sarah Silverman dumps her dog ... for a T-Mobile Sidekick.
  
• Winona Ryder is back.
  
• Apparently, Madonna's son doesn't like Kabbalah.
  
• NBC's new comedy features a Jew who saves the world. Sounds realistic to us.
  
• In other TV news, CBS is getting in bed with Ben Stiller ... and his wife.
  
• Wife Swap, the Israeli version.