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| Monday, October 31, 2005 |
They said it
"A new poll shows that 66% of Americans think President Bush is doing a poor job of handling the war in Iraq. And the remaining 34% think Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church." -- Tinay Fey on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
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NBC to Sorkin: Drugs, shmugs. We're in last place and we need you.
 After years of drug use and late scripts, NBC is rekindling it's relationship with uber scribe Aaron Sorkin. The new dramedy, called Studio 7, will be a behind the scenes look at a fictitous late night show similar to Saturday Night Live. If it's at least half as awesome as Sorkin's other behind the scenes show Sports Night, we're sure it'll be great. And he can even re-hire Peter Krause now that he's buried Six Feet Under. Assuming Sorkin can keep his pot use to a minimum, the show is scheduled to make it onto NBC's Fall 2006 schedule.
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| Friday, October 28, 2005 |
Suicide girl
 Natalie Portman (donning a wig to cover her bald spot) graces the cover of the new November issue of Blender Magazine. It's your typical ho-hum Portman profile (did you know her real last name is Hershlag?) until she starts talking about suicide bombings: "Being from Israel, I've thought a lot about suicide bombing. It's disgusting, but then most forms of violence are disgusting. The thing with suicide bombing, though, is it sort of cuts off the revenge cycle. It simplifies things. It's basically saying, 'Listen, I know you're gonna kill me. I'm just going to kill myself so you don't have to worry yourself with finding me.' It's all very fine lines that we draw, and I think our classifications of what's OK violence and what's not undermine the fact that violence is terrible. It's a ridiculous statement, I know."
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Can we share a trailer?
Actor Shia LaBeouf has joined Lindsay Lohan as part of the cast of Bobby, a forthcoming film about the assasination of Robert F. Kennedy, thus making LaBeouf the luckiest Jew since Ashton Kutcher. Oh wait.
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Schindler's twist
Steven Spielberg's Survivor's of the Shoah Visual History Foundation -- which has amassed an enormous archive of survivors' oral histories -- is moving under the auspices of the University of Southern California where the famed director hopes it will be easier to raise money for the project. "I've had many fundraisers comment to me: 'Why are you asking me for money? I know how much you make'."
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Silver lining
 The New York Times has a profile of David Berman, a poet as well as the frontman for the Silver Jews musical act. Breman, who says he's now studying the Torah, tells the Times his religion had nothing to do with his band's name: "When I was working at the Whitney I stared out the window and a sign said 'Silver Jewelry' but from my angle you couldn't see the end."
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Lost in space
Jon Favreau is sticking with sci-fi for now. His kid's flick Zathura (think Jumanji in space) opens next month and now the Jewish-Italian director has just signed on to direct John Carter of Mars, based on the epic Edgar Rice Burroughs sci-fi series. Let's just hope it's better than Elf.
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Madge: I'm not a Nazi
 Madonna is retaliating against those rabbinic critics who slammed a supposedly Kabbalistic themed song on her new album. "The absurd thing is that it's not what they think it is," she says. "It's not a song about Isaac Luria. I don't know anything about Isaac Luria, so I couldn't write a song about him." In a related story, Madonna tells Attitude magazine that she's unhappy with the way people are treating her interest in Kabbalah. "People get very upset about the fact that I decided to study a spiritual belief system. It's very strange. I may as well have announced that I've joined the Nazi party."
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Jewbay
From the JTA: "An Australian synagogue purchased a Torah scroll on eBay." Insert your own joke here.
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| Thursday, October 20, 2005 |
Levi's genes
 The current issue of New York magazine takes an exhaustive look at a centuries old canard: Are Jews genetically smarter than other races and ethnicities? The article, which clocks in at a whopping 6200 words, is a tad misleading. While a misanthropic Larry David graces the cover, he's barely even mentioned in the article. (I guess Einstein doesn't carry the same street cred he once did.) While the story has the usual plot twists -- we were persecuted, so we figured out ways to outsmart our tormentors -- it then shifts into realm of aplogetic:
Freud and Marx, Einstein and Bohr, Mendelssohn and Mahler. The brothers Gershwin. The brothers Marx. Woody Allen. Bob Dylan. Franz Kafka. Claude Levi-Strauss. Bobby Fischer. Jews may take tremendous pride in their aristocracy, but we fetishize it at our own peril; to suggest that we’re chosen, rather than that we make our own choices, curdles quickly into a useful argument for anti-Semites who’d love to claim that the objects of their derision are immutable vermin. It can’t be an accident that the most aggressive debunkers of Jewish essentialism, including the participants in this story, are generally Jews themselves. The arguments come in handy when the ugly stuff is trotted out, too. A true shame ... both the packaging and its contents.
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Jon Stewart: The Movie
Director Barry Levinson is hoping for a critical comeback (he hasn't a good flick since 1997's Wag the Dog) by partnering with Robin Williams to play a Jon-Stewartesque late-night host who runs for public office in the upcoming Man of the Year. At the very least, it should be interesting.
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| Friday, October 14, 2005 |
Scarlett skipper
As we reported earlier this week, Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner decided to have a big dinner party on Yom Kippur night. We're not here to judge, but it seems our our favorite half-Jewish starlet Scarlett Johansson chose the party over Kol Nidre.
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And baby makes four
Apparently not content with just one, Jon Stewart and his wife are expecting a second child. This time it will be a daughter. "I don't know that much about women," the 42-year-old Stewart joked. "A girl, she's going to want me to have tea with her and her panda. Like, what am I going to do with that?"
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Only simchas
 Juicy nuggets from the Demi/Ashton wedding are now coming in. For starters, those of you who were not invited to the secret ceremony, can feel free to watch this video recreation -- which includes a cameo from Michael Jackson wanting to conduct a bris. (We kid you not.) Access Hollywood reports that the "Kabbalah-themed" ceremony included Demi circling Ashton the traditonal seven times. And OK! Magazine scores a tabloid coup by purchasing exclusive photos from the ceremony for its new issue. Is it just us or does the Kabbalah Centre's Rabbi Berg look a little unhappy in this just-released photo?
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Judging by the looks of things
Yenta Judge Judy, who just began her 10th season on the air, has just extended her contract for another four years. That means four more years of watching her yell at rednecks and poor African Americans for making stupid decisions.
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| Tuesday, October 11, 2005 |
Curb your cross dressing
 After inciting religious hatred by using a commemorative Passion of the Christ nail to hammer in a new mezuzah on the latest episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David has also managed to garner the love and adoration of cross-dressers everywhere -- and remarkably all from the same episode.
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More Monica
Our favorite zaftig intern is looking for new ways to make money ... and, unfortunately, it's not what you think.
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| Monday, October 10, 2005 |
Atone? For what?
Apparently, Jann Wenner (the founder of Rolling Stone Magazine), forgot when Yom Kippur was. He scheduled a big dinner that night at his home featuring the musical talents of U2. Well, at least we know who will be sitting next to when we get to hell.
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What? You can profit from Judaism?
 Demi Moore is not enjoying her honeymoon to Ashton Kutcher. Sources close to the star say she's miffed at Madonna for not attending her wedding and instead mailing them two $10,000 kabbalah-inspired bracelets. And Demi is not the only one that Madonna is making angry. As we reported last week, Madonna plans on giving props to 16th century Kabbalist Isaac Luria. Now comes word that some rabbis aren't so happy with that. "There is a prohibition in Jewish law against using the holy name of our master, the Sage Isaac, for profit," the seminary's director, Rabbi Rafael Cohen, said. Um, has he ever heard of the Kabbalah Centre?
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| Friday, October 07, 2005 |
Holy cow
The nod heard round the world.
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They said it
"I turned down tickets to go to synagogue for Jewish high holidays for this taping." -- a miffed mommy-to-be after being disinvited to an overcrowded taping of a pregnant-themed episode of Martha Stewart's daytime talk show.
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Everything's coming up Rosie
 Ever wanted to know what it looks like to be a fly on the wall in the dressing room of Rosie O'Donnell as she prepares to go on stage for her role in the Broadway performance of Fiddler on the Roof? Well, now you can. And in other related Rosie/Jewish news, what did you guys think of her cameo on the recent episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm?
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Stewart's stripes
From Billboard:
Rock duo the White Stripes will stage the first musical performance ever on Comedy Central's The Daily Show With Jon Stewart on December 1. "We've never had a musical performance on the show before -- not because we haven't wanted one -- but because we were holding out for a reunited Spandau Ballet. This will have to suffice," Stewart said in a statement.
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Sing us a song, Mr. Kabbalah Man
At least one song on Madonna's new techno dance CD will be Kaballah inspired. The song "Isaac" is actually an anthem in honor of Isaac Luria, the 16th century Kabbalist and messianic hopeful. As if that wasn't enough, the tune also includes a spoken word interlude from a member of the Kabbalah Centre. Nice.
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