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| Thursday, March 27, 2003 |
 Unfashionable behavior: Why are all Jewish fashion designers going insane all of a sudden? With two minutes to go in a recent New York Knicks-Toronto Raptors game at Madison Square Garden, New York guard Latrell Sprewell was preparing to inbound a ball when he realized a fan was standing right next to him on the court, mumbling something semi-coherent and grabbing Sprewell by the arm. It was none other than Jewish fashion icon and Knicks fan Calvin Klein. The incident hasn't been good for Klein's public relations department. In other news of deranged Jewish fashion designers, a new book out claims Ralph Lauren is gripped by insecurity. The book, entitled Genuine Authentic, claims Lauren has felt inadequate his whole life because his mom always wanted him to be a rabbi. Oy, my son the rich world-famous fashion designer.
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